Archive for May, 2019

The Banana-Rama Drama

Sunday, May 26th, 2019

To assault a banana is to create a drama but not for the farmer who likes to salt his narnas to feed to his llamas who actually prefer sultanas resulting in a banana-rama of banana munching llamas Oh what a palaver The banana-rama of salting a narna Which is really insulting to bananas As it […]

The Snell-Pym Zoo

Tuesday, May 21st, 2019

There’s a Timmy Puss and a Minni Puss And don’t forget about the Betsy Boo! There’s the Mistry Cat, who knocks the kittens flat And don’t forget about old Clancy too He’s a rather fancy tortious-shell and tabby And they all purr together at the Snell-Pym zoo! The Snell-Pym zoooooooooooo! There’s a Jeany-Bow who is […]

The Alien Hunters

Thursday, May 16th, 2019

It’s 6:30, it’s barely dawn I reach and stretch and yawn Must be quiet Must be quick Climb on my window sill with a stick And with it reach the window next door Tap tap tap I go And wait and tap once more Ah a movement yes! He’s awake There’s a crop circle but […]

Little Lover Come to Me

Monday, May 6th, 2019

Come to me my little lover Angel of beauty with softest lips Come to me my gentle one Strong and kind with a sharpness Wit and humour make you great I miss you when you are gone I crave you with my all – as I promised on the day of matrimony Come to me […]