Archive for the 'Kids' Category

Bode the Warewolf

Saturday, March 7th, 2020

There once was a warewolf called Bode Who was I’m afraid anything but bold Instead of going out at night To scare people and give them a fright He would sit at home eating cream cheese Asking for cold tea with a thankyou and a please

Mary’s Thoughts on Religion

Friday, February 7th, 2020

“That’s the cross where Jesus dies I spies Mummy The cross where he dies It’s a top the tower Of that building the one like a fort” Little Mary has a thought “But Jesus is a baby in my tummy Isn’t that funny? In my tummy And he’ll be born on Christmas day So my […]

Zom B the Zombie Bee

Friday, January 17th, 2020

Zom B the zombie bee lived with his friends in the honey tree Looking for the grey stuff to munch He’d settled for some bones to crunch Thinking those humans where a sorry bunch And so Zom B the zombie bee set out for the briny sea where a plague hit the crew a plague […]

Bimbling Bombling Bumble Bees

Tuesday, January 7th, 2020

Bimbling bombling bumble bees are in competition with the honey bees Bimbling high and bombling low Flombering and womberling to and throw Large and fat they hum and drone Looking for the nectars home The nectar lives in the flowers bowl And bumbles bees need it to grow To make them big and fat and […]

Jean’s Welly’s

Monday, August 26th, 2019

Jean’s wellys are rather smelly As she wont wear her socks So when we go walking She gets blisters the size of rocks But what’s worse is those blisters burst And she expects to be nursed! With a wail and a whimper It’s home we flitter Meaning poor mummy ain’t gonna get no fitter!

Little Kitten

Tuesday, July 16th, 2019

Little kitten plucked from the ground To be hugged and petted and stroked all round Shame the fur ball shows it’s fear

A Warning in Verse to Fellow Cats

Sunday, June 16th, 2019

If a human grabs you and wont let go even with claws flashing too and throw The chances are its time for the worst Being shoved in a basket always come first The the engine roaring loud Drowning out that little mewing sound Then the vet whilst pinning you down rends Their thermometer where it […]

The Banana-Rama Drama

Sunday, May 26th, 2019

To assault a banana is to create a drama but not for the farmer who likes to salt his narnas to feed to his llamas who actually prefer sultanas resulting in a banana-rama of banana munching llamas Oh what a palaver The banana-rama of salting a narna Which is really insulting to bananas As it […]

The Snell-Pym Zoo

Tuesday, May 21st, 2019

There’s a Timmy Puss and a Minni Puss And don’t forget about the Betsy Boo! There’s the Mistry Cat, who knocks the kittens flat And don’t forget about old Clancy too He’s a rather fancy tortious-shell and tabby And they all purr together at the Snell-Pym zoo! The Snell-Pym zoooooooooooo! There’s a Jeany-Bow who is […]

The Alien Hunters

Thursday, May 16th, 2019

It’s 6:30, it’s barely dawn I reach and stretch and yawn Must be quiet Must be quick Climb on my window sill with a stick And with it reach the window next door Tap tap tap I go And wait and tap once more Ah a movement yes! He’s awake There’s a crop circle but […]