Jean’s wellys are rather smelly As she wont wear her socks So when we go walking She gets blisters the size of rocks But what’s worse is those blisters burst And she expects to be nursed! With a wail and a whimper It’s home we flitter Meaning poor mummy ain’t gonna get no fitter!
Little kitten plucked from the ground To be hugged and petted and stroked all round Shame the fur ball shows it’s fear
If a human grabs you and wont let go even with claws flashing too and throw The chances are its time for the worst Being shoved in a basket always come first The the engine roaring loud Drowning out that little mewing sound Then the vet whilst pinning you down rends Their thermometer where it […]
To assault a banana is to create a drama but not for the farmer who likes to salt his narnas to feed to his llamas who actually prefer sultanas resulting in a banana-rama of banana munching llamas Oh what a palaver The banana-rama of salting a narna Which is really insulting to bananas As it […]
There’s a Timmy Puss and a Minni Puss And don’t forget about the Betsy Boo! There’s the Mistry Cat, who knocks the kittens flat And don’t forget about old Clancy too He’s a rather fancy tortious-shell and tabby And they all purr together at the Snell-Pym zoo! The Snell-Pym zoooooooooooo! There’s a Jeany-Bow who is […]
It’s 6:30, it’s barely dawn I reach and stretch and yawn Must be quiet Must be quick Climb on my window sill with a stick And with it reach the window next door Tap tap tap I go And wait and tap once more Ah a movement yes! He’s awake There’s a crop circle but […]
Jean is the little girl With the hair that likes to curl And she likes a buttered bun
Boiled eggs Fried eggs Poached eggs Pickled eggs Curried eggs Scotched eggs Scrambled eggs Nest eggs Golden eggs Chocolate eggs!
Mary a little girl who likes to be called The Berry Thinks she’s a canary and sings both night and day She churps to the sun and then to the moon Hoping the others will wake real soon She has a story she’d like to tell About adventures and magic spells Of the castle that […]
Merry Christmas, Yule, Midwinter etc…. I like to snug down and write in the winter and we’ve also created an indoor fire/story telling circle using LED lights and empty loo roll tubes – I hope you are all having an equally cosy time if you live in colder climes and a cool festive times if […]