Turquoise Monster

Underwater ballerina’s Twirling in the undertoe Synch and swim Tucked and trim Mermaids with legs

Spider spider on the wall How very quickly you appear to crawl Legs in series spiked and barbed With fangs of poison you are armed Deadly to those tiny pray Injected, digested whilst they lay Spun in a cocoon of silk A late lunch of insect milk Spider spider on the wall What’s the eight […]

A few years back I launched The Little Book of Spoogy Poetry – I did this twice the first was for the ebook and the second time for the actual physical book. Here is my daughter reading parts of the collection. The book was initially written for her only and then I added a few […]

The Boggle Bog was a monstrous log that lived in the swamps of Forgetme Knot Large and brown covered with lichen down to hide him in the swamps of Forgetme Knott With teeth of pinecone he was apt to roam Within the swamps of Forgetme Knott He would wait for strangers but hide from the […]

Maurice the musical mechanical mouse Lives in a wonderful little house The chimney is made of a silver flute And when the wind blows it will toot The well is a cymble above a drum When you turn the handle it goes Pa ra pa pa rum Maurice the musical mechanical mouse’s wonderful little house […]

There once was a warewolf called Bode Who was I’m afraid anything but bold Instead of going out at night To scare people and give them a fright He would sit at home eating cream cheese Asking for cold tea with a thankyou and a please

“That’s the cross where Jesus dies I spies Mummy The cross where he dies It’s a top the tower Of that building the one like a fort” Little Mary has a thought “But Jesus is a baby in my tummy Isn’t that funny? In my tummy And he’ll be born on Christmas day So my […]

Zom B the zombie bee lived with his friends in the honey tree Looking for the grey stuff to munch He’d settled for some bones to crunch Thinking those humans where a sorry bunch And so Zom B the zombie bee set out for the briny sea where a plague hit the crew a plague […]

Bimbling bombling bumble bees are in competition with the honey bees Bimbling high and bombling low Flombering and womberling to and throw Large and fat they hum and drone Looking for the nectars home The nectar lives in the flowers bowl And bumbles bees need it to grow To make them big and fat and […]

Jean’s wellys are rather smelly As she wont wear her socks So when we go walking She gets blisters the size of rocks But what’s worse is those blisters burst And she expects to be nursed! With a wail and a whimper It’s home we flitter Meaning poor mummy ain’t gonna get no fitter!