A Recipy For Riot
Take one apathetic, peaceful, book-loving student body intent on learning
Tenderise with cuts and broken promises
Optionally add agent provocateur/thug type – this speeds the reaction but is not necessary due to using the kettling technique – guaranteed to bring anyone to a slow violent boil
Sprinkle in a portion of police – ill-equipped and vulnerable causing the trigger happy reactions that seem justified – adds flavour
Leave to simmer with the odd bit of bait/sacrificial target to get the crowd proving
Knead in naive youth quick to follow the flow – after it swells to double the size – bash it down
Season with paparazzi to bring out the ‘incite to violence for the perfect photo’ flavour
Add a match and Voila! The Social Flambe – Riot
Garnish by only reporting the juciest politically-approved bits to the general public
Serve piping hot and full of bias and lies
Posted: Saturday, March 12th, 2016 @ 8:27 am
Categories: Poems, Political.
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