Jean’s wellys are rather smelly As she wont wear her socks So when we go walking She gets blisters the size of rocks But what’s worse is those blisters burst And she expects to be nursed! With a wail and a whimper It’s home we flitter Meaning poor mummy ain’t gonna get no fitter!
Little kitten plucked from the ground To be hugged and petted and stroked all round Shame the fur ball shows it’s fear
If a human grabs you and wont let go even with claws flashing too and throw The chances are its time for the worst Being shoved in a basket always come first The the engine roaring loud Drowning out that little mewing sound Then the vet whilst pinning you down rends Their thermometer where it […]
To assault a banana is to create a drama but not for the farmer who likes to salt his narnas to feed to his llamas who actually prefer sultanas resulting in a banana-rama of banana munching llamas Oh what a palaver The banana-rama of salting a narna Which is really insulting to bananas As it […]
There’s a Timmy Puss and a Minni Puss And don’t forget about the Betsy Boo! There’s the Mistry Cat, who knocks the kittens flat And don’t forget about old Clancy too He’s a rather fancy tortious-shell and tabby And they all purr together at the Snell-Pym zoo! The Snell-Pym zoooooooooooo! There’s a Jeany-Bow who is […]
It’s 6:30, it’s barely dawn I reach and stretch and yawn Must be quiet Must be quick Climb on my window sill with a stick And with it reach the window next door Tap tap tap I go And wait and tap once more Ah a movement yes! He’s awake There’s a crop circle but […]
Jean is the little girl With the hair that likes to curl And she likes a buttered bun
Boiled eggs Fried eggs Poached eggs Pickled eggs Curried eggs Scotched eggs Scrambled eggs Nest eggs Golden eggs Chocolate eggs!
Mary and Jean’s room is such a mess You can’t see the floor As they have so many toys Toys they have galore! There are teddies, dollies cars and trains and don’t forget the spacecraft and the planes! There’s coloured blocks buried beneath bar sheep socks And Jean’s collection of interesting rocks There are soft […]
Little blisters of atmosphere Litter the hillside Coloured flowers Of festival field Flutter in breeze Banner bright Storm lit trees Rain soaked vibrance Sun and cloud Bubbles arising Liquid dreams An offering to the sky A rainbow arch Fixing memories To the minds eye